Wednesday, January 25, 2012

How much times do I have to spank my baby till it shuts up?

Seriously i ran her a bath and everything. she's interrupting my date i haven't had intercourse since i got that damn thing, ladies, i know you're professionals when it comes to these things, what do i do with it? I never even wanted oneHow much times do I have to spank my baby till it shuts up?
Wow, way to go Ben.

You forgot how to count down from 10 and missed the time for you to pull out from your short moment of intercourse with the hooker and were left with a token of your premature condition.

Ahh! A child. Defenseless, beautiful, dependent, lovely, sweet, and one day they might be a son or daughter you can be proud turned out nothing like you.

Quite honestly, Ben. It's people like you who should've been plugged at birth. It's grown men who never stepped out of the shambled, shack of adolescents who give me the most laughs in this world.

Are you missing the irony? Perhaps, the baby's incessant whining is simply a higher being suggesting you do something smart for once and not listen to your phallus this evening. Instead, don't try to get it in, but go take care of that baby like a real, responsible father should.

Unless, of course you were looking to have another son or daughter that can grow up to be everything their dad never was.
Wow. . . first off, the poor thing is probably continuing to cry because you are spanking her. Second, if you don't want her, give her to a family who will actually love her, care for her, and actually WANT her. But, yeah, what always works for me and all babies when I try to put them to bed or calm down is to rock jer gently in your arms, LIGHTLY patting their butt, not spanking, and humming a soft tune. If she has a pacifier, give that to her as well. This always works for me, and any other baby that I baby sit.How much times do I have to spank my baby till it shuts up?
a baby will shut up when you care for it...



NEVER smack a baby they are very delicate and learn to be scared of you easily



I would ask for help other family members who have kids (e.g mum,sister,aunts etc..)



You wont be able to have sex or date until the baby is at least 1-3 years old depending on the child



Play with the child,feed it (milk,baby food etc),The child could be teething (screaming lasts for hours until you want to kill it..),Rock her gently,baby could be gassy (burp her), she could be over tired,she could be in pain from you smacking her..Go to your doctor and ask what could be the issue
It sure sounds as though you are NOT a fit father; NOT a fit parent.



What do you do "with it"? Put her in a good foster home or let some loving couple adopt her!!!



And sop referring to your child as a "damn thing".



You "never even wanted one" ... but you got one!!



And you should NEVER have "intercourse" again!!!How much times do I have to spank my baby till it shuts up?
You don't spank your baby it doesn't help okay geez that's bad!!! You coul get child services called on u..and get ur kick taken away!! Just don't get mad at the baby your the one who brought her/him in this world and if u hate that that baby keeps intrupting ur date just ask to see that person another day if not. Then idk
I knw your trolling

But part of me wonders how you can even joke about such a thing
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Edit: Haha does anyone else notice that the girls are the only ones annoyingly taking this seriously
Put her up dor adoption so somebody who really wants her can have her.
Do her a favor. Give her up for adoption.
12 times and a half spank
HA! lol you need some attention! i saw all your questions your a losser! =)
Wtf? Drop her off at a church doorstep or the hosp... smh. I hope this is a joke
troll / jerk
please dont make your child feel neglected... you will ruin their lives..
Trolls never have children
really Ben !!! grow up and get a life...not cute nor funny...Waist of time go kill yourself !!!
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