Wednesday, January 25, 2012

What are 10 things to do when attacked by 2 dogs?

Pretend to be a statue, maybe they'll go away.

Slap some peanut butter on one dog so the other dog attacks the peanut buttery dog.

Run.

Scream.

Flail around.

Climb a tree so they can't reach you

Steal a bike to get away from them

Attack the dogs back.

Get arrested for attacking the dogs.

Run in the middle of the street when a car is coming, forcing them to stop and hop in their car and make them drive you away from the vicious dogs.What are 10 things to do when attacked by 2 dogs?
1. Poke them in the eyes.

2. Make them a sandwich, if they insist.

3. Kick.

4. Scream.

5. Fart in a deathly manner.

6. Punch.

7. Burp in such a way you feel a tingling sensation in your left lung.

8. Do the hokey-pokey.

9. Adopt them.

10. Sit there.
Hide in my shell.

Shuckle has high defense. Nothing to fear!

Use Toxic.

Run.

Use a Poke Ball on the wild dogs.

Make them faint.



Can't think of more.What are 10 things to do when attacked by 2 dogs?
roll into a ball

and

protect your head

or

if you have a knife....protect yourself *cries*
Stop.

Drop.

%26amp; Roll.What are 10 things to do when attacked by 2 dogs?
not run

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